I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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