hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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