I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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