He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
they call him Oral-B. enough said
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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