is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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