i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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