The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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