i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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