It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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