This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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