I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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