You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
This house was built for laser tag.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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