sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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