i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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