whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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