Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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