i permit you to call me
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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