And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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