we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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