herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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