? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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