You really coming over, don't trick.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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