I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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