So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's just like the Real World with babies
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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