My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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