need another drink. this is the easiest way
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.