Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
All the doctor said was why
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out