How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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