How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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