So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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