He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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