love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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