my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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