lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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