summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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