who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He passed out mid-signature
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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