Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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