She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm at about main and main street
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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