Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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