I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish i was in the wii world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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