this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize