Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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