I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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