i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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