No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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