This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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