he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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