I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Everclear isn't food dammit
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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