they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
