is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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