I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You pole danced in your parka.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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