I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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