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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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