you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
