Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.