ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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