okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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