I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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